Peter is the epitome of the perfect man for the job. Any job. This includes lover and best friend….
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Human: Peter will you please stop being so noisy and crass!
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
by pint-sized pumpkin eater November 26, 2021
Get the Petermug. The $45 ATM fee you have to pay when you end up drunk in Vegas and take a free limo to a strip club and realize you need to withdraw money from the ATM there.
Rob: "Hey, Peter, this stripper loves me, can I borrow $40 for a lap dance?"
Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."
Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."
Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
by EDDIE FM March 11, 2013
Get the Peter Paymug. A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
Get the Peter, Peter, popcorn-eatermug. Is a nice guy. He is interested in universe. Big fan of scifi, fan of StarGate and Starwars.He is trustworthy, loyal and smart. Can be very romantic.When he has a partner he will never let him down no matter what. He is caring and altruistic and even when others don’t think that, he wants everyone to be happy. Egalitarian in a sense.He seeks the truth,sometimes is able to spend countless hours of researching something that he is not sure of.He is curious. He is good father figure, he would never let his family down. Always thoughtful. He may not have the greatest muscles or abs. But he has a great heart indeed.
Guy1:What do you think is your hardship.
Peter:In my mind, my thoughts, my always busy mind. That is my burder I bear
Girlfriend: I’m so cold.
Peter: Take my jacket.
Girlfriend:But you will be cold.
Peter:I can’t be cold when I’m with you.Your love warms me up from inside.
Peter:In my mind, my thoughts, my always busy mind. That is my burder I bear
Girlfriend: I’m so cold.
Peter: Take my jacket.
Girlfriend:But you will be cold.
Peter:I can’t be cold when I’m with you.Your love warms me up from inside.
by Forceuser271 November 23, 2021
Get the Petermug. A clandestine operation of peter grazing at this site, only gathered this evidence of his slumped form while draining the snake.
by BugNug March 8, 2024
Get the Peter grazingmug. by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016
Get the Peter Parkermug. 