Toilet slave

The master/mistress urinates or shits on the toilet slave

Emily:Eat my shit toilet slave
Lars:Ok

by Thatoneguyinblack December 3, 2023

toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.

last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid

by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024

Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.

Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"

by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Toilet Rumble

Toilet Rumble is an event in which a group of people go into the nearest bathroom and hang out.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.

Hey, remember Toilet Rumble is at 11:55 A.M.

by rumbler200 April 6, 2024

Toilet Rumble

Toilet Rumble is an event that is scheduled by someone, and they invite their friends. Toilet Rumble is a time to hangout in the bathroom, and typically they make noises in the stalls. Toilet Rumble also has different names for the amount of people attending, and can only go up to 6. The Toilet Rumble names: Toilet Duo (2), Toilet Trio (3), Toilet Squad (4), Toilet Rumble (5), and Toilet Royale (6).

Carver and Tyce are going to Toilet Rumble, do you want to come too?

by rumbler200 April 11, 2024

Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 2, 2024