iSHIDDEDandFARDED's definitions

Downtown Carwash

The downtown carwash is a sexual act which is performed at a self service carwash. It consists of one person blowing a load into another's anus, and then immediately shoving the pressure washer wand into their rectum. Once inserted the trigger on the pressure washer is squeezed at full blast.

I took Jimmy out last night, gave him the ole downtown carwash.

by iSHIDDEDandFARDED January 18, 2026

Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.

Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"

by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024