Texas stinker

When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.

Donna, I'm sorry I had to give ya a Texas stinker last night, but you were makin' my dick go soft!

by shmoffice March 31, 2009

Freeport texas

Freeport texas is a small place on the coast hugged by the ghetto called surfside. It has plenty of crime and has been deemed little Southside Chicago! The houses are ratchet and you have crazy city ordinances ! The mayor of freeport is a guy named jason that always walks around dressed in a little League baseball uniform complete with a helmet and bat.

Hey wanna go slum it in

Freeport texas and catch some crabs

by Pearlsnpinkcamo June 18, 2019

Texas John Wayne

When you get two girls laying on your bed naked put your hands in your pockets ready to shoot. Get one one of the girls to scream "Draw" then simultaneously fingerbang both of them at the same time, while screaming, "bang, bang, bang, die you rotten scoundrels."

I shot those two bitches down, they loved me acting like I was a real Texas john Wayne.

by ArtKerr July 22, 2009

Texas

The biggest state that most people and especially kiddos believe in, not just for its slogan and jumbo versions of everything, but for how many geographers manipulate its size on maps.

Don’t mess with Texas.

by Zero2infinity November 29, 2018

Texas Tea

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting

i texas tea'd a girl and she shit on my cock

by Crispy42081 October 24, 2008

texas cream

a massive amount of cum (released in shorts)

jeb was so hot to see sally mae he had a texas cream just thinkin about it

by aquafish4 June 21, 2006

texas chili bowl

A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.

That kid pissed me off so much, I'm going to give him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

by jmiller6 February 19, 2008