He's a slick pimp and a visionary leader with great intuition and also chill as fuck. But don't let his chill fool you, he'll flip your life upside down if you try to get in his way. You can't beat him, but you can join him.
by The Original Rasta February 20, 2021


n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.
Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.
by Codezilla September 3, 2013

To have many bitches on your dick.
by Pimpin ass motherfucker January 29, 2024

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.
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slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce
by mavt10 June 9, 2011
