Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true

Cass is short af

by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

ur.local.short.wasian

Ur.local.short.wasian is a small tiktoker and mostly post about random things on account. She dances, and post funny thing on her account. She goes by Alyssia (uh-lee-lee-uh). A lot of people say her name wrong

Ex: Hey, did you see Ur.local.short.wasian’s new tiktok??

by Well...im here- November 30, 2020

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.

Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021