The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017

Blow ring

Suck ass

Yeah Theo man he blow ring

by Nigbigmilosh November 26, 2018

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!

DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.

by Highpressurewashingmachine November 4, 2024

Gulp Rings

The lace rings of beer foam that are made in a pint glass each time a person takes a gulp of beer

That’s some damn fresh ale. Look at the gulp rings in my glass.

by Cromagnon Man1 June 19, 2025

income ring

A false wedding ring worn when the real one is too flashy. The income ring is used to hide how wealthy you are.

Our professor has an income ring. I saw her slip the real one off in her car this morning.

by Surf_much_rob May 4, 2019

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding aka ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent or those who speak Hindi. Often used to humiliate or make fun of people who described as such.

Today I ran into a ring a ding at the 7-eleven. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024