Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

Fall job

Blow job while skydiving

Had the option to go tandem or do a fall job; i chose the fall job.

by Kateplus8 August 8, 2017

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

Stoff Job

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.

Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.

by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018

Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together

Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.

by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018