January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022

January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

January 30

national send 5 booty pics to ur man day

It’s january 30! let me send 5 booty pics to my man!

by anonymous January 29, 2025

Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

January 6-7th

National booty and tit pic day! Tell your partner they owe you a pic today..

Hey baby, its January 6.
Ok?

January 6-7th - Send a booty pic/nude

by anonymous January 6, 2024

January 22

Probably a girl named something lame like sanjana, bonus points if its soemthing like "paddu" but who cares
loves attention little cranky but generally a good friend

extremely flat btw

sanjana to another sanjana: OMG SANJANA YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU
sanjana back to sanjana: dumbass

RANDOM: i bet shes born on january 22

by sanjanas#1opp March 16, 2025

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021