Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

16 January

The national fern day(gvimroba in Georgian)
on this day we celebrate the birthday of the most beautiful woman in this world.

The national gvimras day 16 January

by Gvimra eka November 23, 2021

January 30th

Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.

Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.

by yoinkers!! January 29, 2024

January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊

by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024