January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake

hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!

by bigvswamp January 22, 2022

January 21

National "I love cheese " day

you: hey geo, is January 21
geo: huh?
yes: i love cheese

by RAAHHHHH November 4, 2022

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 9, 2022

Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.

Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

16 january

The mayhem day Also known as mayheween the day where pelle ohlin was born

" today is 16 january the mayheween day "

by Ironicluciel May 25, 2022