No Juul January 

Throughout the month of January, you cannot hit a Juul, otherwise you have the infinite gay. Those who follow No Juul January may Juul after January is over.

Bro 1. Hey bro, you didn't hit the Juul right? Otherwise you have infinite gay
Bro 2. Nah man, I'm staying true to No Juul January

No Juul January by ComradeWithBigSad December 30, 2018

Jackoff with Jesus January 

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

Jackoff with Jesus January by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

No jerk off January 

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

No jerk off January by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020

Just Jizz January 

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

Just Jizz January by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020

12th of January 

Give head to your boyfriend u too they are dry, give a 3 minute rest between orgasms

Oh look it’s the 12th of January! Go get your boyfriend.

12th of January by Mr Monkeyman3000 January 10, 2022

22 of January 

Jake’s birthday- Best day of the year. The best person was born that day. Literal god. Everyone shall celebrate it. If it’s 22 of January go out on the street and yell “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!” or else…

A: What day is it today?
B: It’s 22 of January- International Jake day mf. Now get on your knees and praise him.

22 of January by ogsbi_pickle January 22, 2022

22 January 

On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...

The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)

But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.

Shes always late to class.

The 22nd of January being defined.

#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"

#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"

#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"

22 January by Sara the cow November 11, 2019