Pimp job

A set of useless activities given by someone in authority to show they’re in charge and you’re not.

Man, dealin’ with a parole officer ain’t nothin’ but a pimp job.

by BussinBabe April 27, 2021

Jewelry Job

The act of putting multiple rings bracelets or necklaces on your dick and getting a blowjob or handjob

My girl loves jewelry so much she put all of it on my dick and gave me a Jewelry Job

by sedmann420 December 5, 2011

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

frank job

When you stick your dick into another persons armpit and you perform the farting motion noise you would make until the guy cums

Man, Jenna gave me a great frank job last night! I came all in her armpit!

by Themofo July 24, 2014

Outlet Job

The sexual act of becoming aroused and sticking your erected penis into an electrical outlet to stimulate the penis. Similar to wall job.

The man became so aroused and decided to give himself a Outlet Job

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.

An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P

by QuacksO October 31, 2019