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Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
by jbleezy April 12, 2015
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dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017
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cunty dump

The name you give to someone that is being an asshole over online games. Particularly Overwatch. Most cunty dumps can be found being sweaty tryhards in every game you play. Even if you play Uno, a cunty dump will find a way to be sweaty.
Dude, quit being such a cunty dump!
by Asteroid47 May 7, 2019
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Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
by smokindicks April 27, 2023
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Super Saiyan Dump

When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.
When i was at Camp I took The Biggest Super Saiyan dump and it felt gross
by cosmicgaming October 14, 2016
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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
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