Lots of girls + 2 straight guys + 2 gay guys
Fake college sorority whose only entrance fee is the ability to chug your drink.
People who will do anything for a free drink.
YOLOing in a college town.
Fake college sorority whose only entrance fee is the ability to chug your drink.
People who will do anything for a free drink.
YOLOing in a college town.
by Help us September 04, 2015
Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 August 02, 2015
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
by tblazertn June 14, 2016
by Rolandofgilead May 28, 2024
Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!
by Matt Bannerman September 11, 2007
basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016