Cock o’clock

Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.

Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see

Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock

Person 1: mhmm you said that last time

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Cock burn

Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions

Dude last night she grabbed my cock and balls and gave me a cock burn

by Piss indian May 6, 2020

canadian cock

Basically a cock....just Canadian

Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock

by Canadian Goose April 20, 2014

Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

Cock Walker

A male street hustler.

Everytime we drive this way I see that guy. Yeah! He's a cock walker and tht's his corner.

by Gulliver1953 August 23, 2008

Cock Tuesday

n. a holiday, origins unknown

Cock Tuesday is celebrated on the first and third Tuesday of each month by males around the world. It has gained acceptance in France and Belgium. The day is celebrated by proudly displaying ones cock in a place where all can see. In the office, for example, the water cooler area would be best. Cock Tuesday is slowly gaining acceptance in the U.S especially on the internet on such sites as Myspace and Facebook. Actual cocks should not be displayed but only pictures of cocks. Displaying an actual cock to the workplace could be considered inappropriate.

ex. Have a happy Cock Tuesday

ex. For Cock Tuesday, Tom proudly wore his cock fighter shirt to work.

by theropingeffect January 6, 2010