Dick

What your best friend is

Dude my best friend is such a dick sometimes

by Rose42069 December 27, 2019

Dick

a really long fat stick with white stuff

Man1: I like the look of your dick
Man2: Yeah its very white

by hhhhhhheeeeeeellllloooooooooff May 2, 2021

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021

Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Dick

The dick smells like bad weed

If you don’t wash your dick it won’t grow

by Mr.stinkydick September 12, 2021

dick in the butt as nigga

Some one who's bullshitting. Also may talk shit all the time and possibly be gay.

Aj is a dick in the butt as nigga, always got some shit to say, he's gotta be gay.

by Tyleramus November 5, 2021

Dick

You don’t have one

No dick looken ass

by Masterlolik November 4, 2019