big tastey dick

a really tastey dick.

woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."

by mommy milker drinker February 23, 2024

Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

DICK SKIN

DICK SKIN is primarily the name of a dude who enjoy pounding off to other dudes. People who are jealous or envious of there peers will call them DICK SKIN because they have penis envy. Some sex offenders use the name DICK SKIN to call there buddys because they have butt sex fantasy’s about them.

Hey Jason have you seen Johnny Dick Skins facebook lately? (Jason) No Tim i have not, also your on the “List” and should get off the internet!!!

by Timmy the Toucher January 29, 2022

Dick skin

When one's skin on the neck drupes or becomes wrinkled.

Yo bro look at yo neck it's dick skinned.

by WickedRiceball April 12, 2017

inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 02, 2016

Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.

Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.

by yustank February 06, 2025

Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018