Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia
Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!
Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?
Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.
Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?
Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.
Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Swanny mug.A sexual act performed on horseback where the woman and her willing partner are on a mustang speeding through a field. Before climax, the woman puts her pussy in over the horses eyes while the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. With the horse blind and running wildly, the partners climax together before crashing into an unsuspecting object/person.
Dang, last night I took Ashley on a date and we performed the dirty afton. That’s how I broke my arm!
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Get the Dirty John Bales mug.Husband: Fancy a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight dear?
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...
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Get the Dirty slug mug.When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.
It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!
I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.
My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.
My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
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