Ruby wank

Wanking while on your period.

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"

by Beezus37 October 1, 2017

wank mittens

The proper term for noncey boxing gloves.

Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.

by Loafingwafu October 17, 2017

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

Wank Station

It is a place where people go to pleasure themselves (wank). It is a location that depends on one's preference, for example for some it could be the shower, bathroom, etc.

Yo, Vlad, where have you been?
I was taking a shower!
Really?
Aight, to be honest I was at the Wank Station!
Wow, you are such a shower wanker, man!

by wanking May 11, 2017

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.

Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!

by wanking May 16, 2017