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The Jackson 5 

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General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.
I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.
The Jackson 5 by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020
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The Joker

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When you eat a girl out while she's on her period, and you're left with a blood smile that matches The Joker
"Ew!!! What's wrong with your face, Bruh?" "Nothing. I ate out this girl who was on her period and she gave me The Joker."
The Joker by Arora Pickles April 3, 2020
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The JFK 

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The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.
Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.
The JFK by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020
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The Jones test 

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The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
The Jones test by MosDef May 25, 2020
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The Jack Pine 

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When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.
Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)
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the joker's squad 

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Immature vloggers bashing successful idols saying it was just a "prank" and later posting an apology video where they've just gone mad.
The Joker's Squad just posted a video about (a Kpop Group)
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