john isaac

a short guy who only wears adidas. john isaac means minion to the ruler of the elves

John isaac said he quit baseball!

by allthelawleylove March 22, 2019

A John Wick

Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.

Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.

by exoticmuffinman May 22, 2018

john cassidy

A sexy lad that everyone should should shag

I'm john cassidy and im sexy

by Theshagbag November 11, 2019

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Saint John

A town perfectly placed in the right location. Hopefully Saint John doesn't turn out like Lansing. The new hotspot for the Dutch and German enclaves with a high acceptance of any other culture as long as they are good citizens or rich. A town Al Capone may have utilized for its location.

Saint John Indiana is a great town.

by Kurt Benjamin June 18, 2017