a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

waggie da miggie

A girl that can't have sex with men till she's married she is verry full of her self and likes to take selfies (with filters)she dry humps men on the daily and says it's like macon when she frayes with boys her teath get stuck on there gums I think she should stick to girls

Waggie da miggie likes to bone

by Masepoeskaffers July 30, 2017

pulling a miguel

When someone didn't pay attention to the conversation, and brings an old topic like it is news.

"hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"

by Voubazar January 11, 2018

Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Trish The All Mighty

You cannot say a word in front of his highness, Trish. He is the best Fortnite player who has ever existed, getting 10,000 wins. Everyone is so jealous of him, and he is very frightening with him being so tall at 3 feet he is so popular in RWA that in honors of him, they will make a bouncy castle looking like him.

Luffy: Where is our lord
Goku: Where is our savior
Naruto: THE ONE THE ONLY
GUY SENSEI: Trish The All Mighty

by rooferman November 3, 2020