Definitions by DXbuddie

Minnesota Mallard Migration 

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

Minnesota Mallard Migration by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Battle Lake Rodeo

Two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others anus.

John: Hey Bill, what size shoe do you wear?
Bill: Size 12, why?
John: Just wondering, you want to do a Battle Lake Rodeo with me later?
Bill: Hell yeah!!

Battle Lake Rodeo by DXbuddie September 2, 2011