While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019
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Get the humchunk dump mug.The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out
by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014
Get the Dump-Anchor mug.Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.
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Get the Donut Dumping mug.You just get back from a test event and a friend ask you a question about the test, of which you don’t have any answers. Instead of being embarrassed, you say ‘I just ‘ram dumped’ after the test! This phrase is used exclusively by airline pilots!!!
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