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debrief wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity/romance. Where you give yourself a standing ovation/high five for a successful mission ‘a job well done’ in the field of pleasure – the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, “the solo encore to a duet of delight”.
So, you know that amazing night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank – like a way to commemorate the successful.
by Japseyelicker123 December 11, 2023
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Wank

To gently roll the knuckle over the little champion.
“Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank
by Kenneth99 January 3, 2024
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Gypsy wank

Oh I love it at haven; can't beat a gypsy wank!
by Lanky cass July 15, 2017
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Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020
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tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.
I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.
by the david robson July 2, 2011
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whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017
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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.
Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
by BizBiz December 19, 2006
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