Twat

To hit something or someone

“Yo G, I’m gonna twat her tonight”

by ElliotLad123 December 8, 2017

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017

Twat

I name a certain someone gives to marcelo

N: “your a twat”
M: “I slipped on water”

by TwatTheBat April 26, 2022

Twat

A word Americans can't pronounce

Wrong: 'Americans are twots
right: Americans are twats

by Cachu February 24, 2021

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Twat

(verb) To aggressively, spontaneously strike an object, often a person.

"I twatted him a new one"

by RedD April 7, 2015

Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats

Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.

by 3001spike October 1, 2018