Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

Saguar[bro]

A dude or dudette who is part of the sharp, creative workforce in the trendy Scottsdale, Arizona city. The saguaro cactus is his/her mascot because it is an icon of living in the desert where people cannot handle cold weather. Often seen wearing skinny jeans, a suit jacket, sunglasses, and carrying a laptop briefcase, the saguarbro (or gal) spends his/her free time checking out the newest foodie and entertainment spots in Old Town Scottsdale, taking a bike ride along the canal, or enjoying a morning hike. A saguarbro also says things like "no worries, its a dry heat" or "seriously, it was only 60 degrees out today so I had to bring a coat."

I am looking for a job in Scottsdale, let me reach out to my saguarbro for some connections.

That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.

Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguarbros on their laptops.

by Edward Scottsdale May 6, 2018

Bro Swarm

Any group four or more bros three visible to non bros.

A large group of bros at a sporting event, dance club, etcetera.

"Officer, there was a HUGE bro swarm coming at me and I felt I was I danger and had no other choice but to drive my truck right smack into the middle of them in self defense!” -SE

by Red Fury PDX July 22, 2012

Bro ghosted

When you are ghosted by a bro.

Hey man, I got bro ghosted. Mack hasn’t text me in a week.

by Dak888 March 4, 2019

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

Bro Rich

Being finacially poor but wealthy in "Bro" related goods.

" Greg has no money in the bank but is wearing $200 sunglasses.He's Bro Rich"

by Cptpancakes October 25, 2012

Bro-ke

Referring to a guy with no male friends

Dad, I’m bro-ke.
Dad: I’m so disappointed in you. I fucking hate you. The only reason why me and your mother had you was because the condom broke. I hope you kill yourself.

by anonymouskechard January 11, 2023