robert paul stockton

It is a pussy ass bitch that loves dick up his ass.

that guy took anal he is such a robert paul stockton

by sdjkjf October 31, 2017

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

andrew thomas stockton

the sexiest man alive and it's not even close

look at andrew thomas stockton. he is so sexy

by ugghjhjkftjyv May 11, 2021

The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

supplementary snacks stockpile

Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.

One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.

by QuacksO September 3, 2022

The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge

My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced

by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024

Brixton to Stockwell

In it's purest usage it's meant to define a quick shag on the Victoria line from Brixton to Stockwell, especially after kicking other passengers out of the carriage.
However, it can be used for a quickie in any context.

Simon: Why is my seat sticky?
Kieran: Someone must've had a Brixton to Stockwell

by BtoS April 3, 2024