texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

pine needle pie

a prickly vagina

I ate a pine needle pie last night and i've been picking pine needles out of my teeth all morning.

by Manny87 January 5, 2011

Creamy Peach pie

When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.

Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!

by ratis le sexologist February 24, 2021

Ohio Pot Pie

When two men or women has diarrhea into a pan, while the other man/woman pisses into it at the same time, and then mixing it together into an unholy brew of shit and piss, and then bakes it in the oven.

Kim and I did an Ohio Pot Pie, fed the whole family.

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

white clam pie

White female escort that has STDs

Hey fam, imma head down to south side and pick up some white clam pie, want to come?

by Mvndvbevr July 19, 2015

Nine inch pie

An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone

You nine inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 27, 2018