When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

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Let them eat cake

It is a common misconception that Queen Marie Antoinette spoke the words "Let them eat cake."

Instead Little Debbie, that little girl on the box of snack cakes, uttered these words.

Don: I'm pretty sure Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake."

Bob: Yea, well what cake did she make? Little Debbie has tons of different cakes!

Let them eat cake by Orthonormal May 18, 2010

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j'eat???

Did you eat? The slang used by nursres who are too busy to enunciate the whole sentence when they are trying to find a person to eat their meal with.

Hey, Betty, I am going to lunch j'eat???

j'eat??? by yo-yo nurses February 6, 2006

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I like to have my cake and eat it too

Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.

It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.

This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.

.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"

I like to have my cake and eat it too by M-Dezzy June 14, 2006

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