Fucking A Duck

Also known as: Fuckin A Duck/Fuckin The Duck. Means, I'm just kidding, or im pulling your tail. Or a gotcha thing.

You really like ashley?!??!!
Nah I'm just fucking a duck!

Fucking A Duck by stoneybalogne January 21, 2011

gooey duck 

Big Floppy Dildo like object that resembles an uncircumsized penis...aka Robbie Loehle

Ryan Jutras likes to hump Gooey Duck Gineys... cuz they have gineys????!!!!

gooey duck by Tiffany January 5, 2004

just duck it 

a theory that when all other accesories fail, and there is nothing you can do about it, accesorise with duct tape!

originated from the saying "Just F*ck It"

the term "Just Duck It" is currently used by an awesome duct tape company... <3

My hair's a mess today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I don't know what to wear today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I haven't decided what to give my mother for Mother's day... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!

just duck it by Yellow Angry Bird May 20, 2011

Rusty Duck 

When a college football player: Talks shit, plays like shit, and then acts like a piece of shit after the game.

After his team choked in a game they should have won, Billy went all rusty duck and punched a couple of cheerleaders, then got up in the stands and spit on my grandma.

Rusty Duck by Bow Down September 5, 2009

Trash Duck 

strange wild duck that lives in urban environment and feeds off of bread and garbage, known to hang out in parks and have ugly red face with white and black feathers. Also known as a Muscovy Duck.

mommy why does that duck look like a sick chicken?
it's a trash duck, honey.

Trash Duck by vinbasshred April 3, 2011

cum drunk fuck duck 

A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.

Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts

cum drunk fuck duck by Nessasjenny January 1, 2017

queer duck 

A cartoon NOBODY has ever seen (the fact it hasn't even got five votes on the IMDb proves this), but everyone knows of it because it was on that 100 Greatest Cartoons thing - instead of Invader Zim or Ghost in the Shell.

"Has anyone seen Queer Duck?!?"

queer duck by OD Smith March 21, 2005