when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.
“That’s turkey talk dude.”
“You turkey.”
“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”
“You turkey.”
“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”
by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
by washington carter the 50000th October 08, 2013
A word used in Baltimore to describe a girl giving that Cooch up to the whole team or talked to the whole team
by Glxbal.jayyyy June 04, 2019
When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021