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Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
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turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny December 15, 2008
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Pepper turkey

The act of ejaculating and or throwing terds on a females breast during sex.
"Dude my girl asked for a pepper turkey , I'm the luckiest guy alive"
by 1149omirp May 23, 2016
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buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)
Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.
by BussANut November 30, 2018
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Turkey Stuffer

When a Virgin male finger bangs a pregnant husky women
Timmy- holy buddy don't tell me you did what I think you did with becky you fucking turkey Stuffer
Eric - how did you know?
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.
Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!
by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
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