splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.

hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?

by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023

matitties with no ass

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS

Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!

by Jen!:) June 10, 2022

ASSING POO

cum, cum, cum, ass, shit, hoe, bitch

Cum on a hoe, ASSING POO.

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy April 1, 2022

chloes ass

conrads feelings is slow.

aiden loves a good show? chloes ass

by dontbefoolishkids May 27, 2021

phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017