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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
mugGet the Bag of dicksmug.

Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him
-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?
by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022
mugGet the Neighbor’s dickmug.

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
by Squishit June 29, 2018
mugGet the Crypt Dickmug.

Dick Fizz

When recieving a blowjob the man jizzes in the woman's mouth she then proceeds to swish the jizz around her mouth like mouthwash causing the jizz to become bubbly and spit like , dick fizz
Guy 1. How was last night
Guy2. It was sick , I had sex and gave her the dick fizz
by sd_af123 September 20, 2015
mugGet the Dick Fizzmug.

Dick

A man’s private part along with him being an ass. He comes off as rude, immature, too sarcastic, thinks he’s funny but he’s not, disrespectful, doesn’t know how to treat a girl, and overall a complete douche.
Zack is being such a dick!
by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick

by Ass boobs cum dick fuck suck September 18, 2022
mugGet the Dickmug.

stepping on my dick

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016
mugGet the stepping on my dickmug.

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