Turkey sandwich
Turkey sandwich by JIM HAT October 8, 2004
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Chocolate Sandwich
When someone is laying on their back, with another on top, then someone standing up takes a shit on the middle man.
Chocolate Sandwich by Dustin Z Taylor November 8, 2007
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retard sandwich
1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.
2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.
2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.
So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.
retard sandwich by Bianca April 8, 2004
Nutella Sandwich
A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.
Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha
Nutella Sandwich by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010
Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich
National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:
2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)
Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)
Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich by J 17 April 29, 2010
Ham sandwich moment
The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.
This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"
House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"
House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"
House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
Ham sandwich moment by Oreopie January 20, 2009
cucunter sandwich
1. a creative way to call some bitch a cunt
2. a cunt worthy enough to have a sandwich named after her
3. a female cock blocker
2. a cunt worthy enough to have a sandwich named after her
3. a female cock blocker
Guy one: Yo dude, did you get that girl to hook up with you?
Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.
Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.
cucunter sandwich by a cucunter June 11, 2009