1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

retard sandwich by Bianca April 8, 2004

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Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.

Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha

Nutella Sandwich by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010

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Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich

National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:

2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)

Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.

"Once you have tasted a Vietnamese noodle sandwich, you will never go back".

Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich by J 17 April 29, 2010

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