Robertstealcreditcardiphobia

An intense, overwhelming fear, that someone specifically named Robert will come into your house at 9:31 PM at night and steal all of your credit cards before running away.

JIMM: "L-Look man....I see his face everywhere- ......Robert, that name- ......it has given me serious Robertstealcreditcardiphobia..."

by RosettaTherapy September 16, 2022

Roberto

The best budgie in the world

Blue and loves belly rubs

Have a but for a nose

"Roberto is a half tamed birb " she said

by Grim sweeper September 18, 2022

Robertaluophobia

The fear of a certain flute player who can't practice, use dynamics, sightread, or take advice on how to play, for the life of them.

"Yeah, i have robertaluophobia! I figured that out when i first joined band and heard celestia play. She won't take the directors advice! She thinks she's good!"

by Gonbee Yamada December 22, 2022

robertchek

Robert-chek is the man who made the word aglet.

chek the noise a camera makes when it takes a picture or the noise the a shotgun makes when you reload it.

Chek can mean anything you want.

Robertchek.

by John_doe42069 January 5, 2023

Robertsons

Boobs/nipples.
Origin: Boobs→bobs→robertsons

Such big robertsons

by Jsospofi January 20, 2023

roberti

Roberti is the one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. He is also very handsome and charming and will win your heart in a split second. Though he can get a little to crazy and get fucked up but you’ll fall in love with him before you can even get mad at him.

Ryan: Yo Julio, Roberti is so funny and cute too
Julio: ikr imma ask him out

Ryan: NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

by MrHinesly April 20, 2023

robertold

the cops that ben Miller was sleeping in the front yard.

"Hey, did you know that Morelands was raided?"
"Yeah I heard that someone had told"
"Robertold"
"I fucking knew it"

by Mr.herts donnetit April 24, 2023