This could be us but you playin' 

A term which is used by someone to describe a couple as an example to hope that the couple goals will be implemented into someone's hopeful relationship

*John sees couple Becky and Sam holding hands and eating ice cream*
*John says to his girlfriend Chloe*: This could be us but you playin'

This could be us but you playin' by TomMoore October 19, 2018

facebook player 

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.

Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player

facebook player by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009

He's not playing with a full deck 

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.

Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

He's not playing with a full deck by Con#1 July 19, 2012

Playboys of the Southwestern World 

Named after Two famous Characters of New York. Cowboy Phil and Cowboy Dylan soon to be on MTV for their hit show Playboys of the Southwestern World. In The Show they encounter Crisco Fisting, the loss of Crisco and extreme Snorkeling. Also they take a trip down to Mt Kisco to get some brown eyed girls and crisco them up. Soon to be opening their own grocery store

Screw the Situation and the Jersey shore, I am going to Watch Playboys of The Southwestern World with my little Sister.

Playboys of the Southwestern World by Streetkitten66 September 3, 2010

playground love

Young love, or a small teen / preteen crush, only in a less mushy word or phrase like "puppy love."
Also the name of a song by the French band Air. :)

Lucy: *watches guy walk across the store* Isn't he just totally gorgeous?
Kari: It's just playground love, Luce...

playground love by Kelly Watch The Stars June 9, 2009

You played yourself 

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

You played yourself by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016

playing dumb 

Acting stupid. Like they ain't know nothing about it.

She acting like a fool. No, she just playing dumb.

playing dumb by Jackes February 16, 2015