Flooffy

Super fluffy and furry that it's puffy.

The monkeys were flooffy .

by Lilly Lisabeth April 13, 2017

floset

The perpetual pile of clothes next to your bed that never gets put away. A mashup of "floor" and "closet".

"You're wearing that shirt again?"
"I don't know if it's clean or dirty, I just pulled it from the floset"

by ToastNY April 18, 2017

floragasm

An overwhelming flush of color produced by a massive flower display at full peak bloom. Used to describe such events in gardens, conservatories or natural landscapes.

The Keukenhof Garden was having a tulip floragasm when we visited in early May.

by germplasm July 26, 2017

florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.

dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.

by smasha314 August 31, 2017

Flopalotapuss

Noun: Flopalotapuss, a person who jumps between siblings thus causing the flaps of skin folds to flap violently making flop sound as it goes.

Example: That flopalotapuss over there has jumped between all those brothers. Now when she sits down you hear *flop* because her pussy sits down before her ass.

by 1-Subject_Notebook October 7, 2017

florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.

“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches”

by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017

Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.

Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.

by nuttery April 19, 2018