faprication

The self-induced, euphoric pleasure one gets from knowingly and willingly fabricating lies about someone, some thing or one's political enemies.

"John engaged in total faprication about his ex wife after she came out better than he did from their divorce."

by wordsmith08 October 26, 2008

Fapanese

What teenage boys in the middle of puberty and lonely old men jerk off to because they haven't actually spoke to a girl in their lives, or even lost their virginity, so they resort to jerking off to some cringey anime porn.

Fapanese people are cringey and lonely losers

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

fapathy

When you don't care of have no opinion on a subject so much, you are adamant about it.

combination of focused and apathy, forming fapathy

eg, "I don't care about politics at all, but I hate Bush so much I will vote for whoever the other dick is"

by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004

Fappachino

A sexual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.

I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.

by Raviah February 12, 2012

Fappet

The last state of ejaculate when the ejaculate has become frothy and light vigorous masturbation has been had and you're running on empty.

"Dude!" "I fapped so much last night, that by the time I was done I was shooting FAPPET!"

by haze19 November 11, 2009

Fapjack

When a man jerks off using a pancake

Get those pancakes cookin' I need to fapjack

by ByteChaser March 2, 2020

fapshit

An enhanced form of fap, fapshit is a verb to be used when confronting circumstances which are extreme bonerproducers, and require said boners to be taken care of via fapping. Used in a manner similar to "ape shit".

Oh my god, dude, that chick's making me go fapshit.
That hair makes people go fapshit.

by Mynoduesp23 June 1, 2010