cochalitosis

one with breath that smells of dirty cock

sarah's breathe stanks she must have been suckin' dick cause she sure has cochalitosis

by Thomas Watkins January 26, 2008

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

catching oil

when a white gets cummed on by a black dude

Dude she it catching oil

by Joe dodds March 6, 2009

catch your feet

Exactly how it sounds, the equivalent of saying "Don't trip", basically stop yourself from digging yourself into a deeper hole. Stop asking or worrying about something.

Guy: I'll ask her when the last time she got checked was
Guy2: Catch your feet dude shes going to get pissed if you keep asking her shit like that.

by G.Moneee April 30, 2009

catch a clean

to receive a blowjob

This broad is jerking my cock and I want her to blow me so I say, "What do I have to do to catch a clean?"

by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Coachaholic

Coachaholic: (n) coach-a-hol-lick

1. A person who is enfatuated with the Coach brand and buyes every Coach item available
2. Someone who is obsessed with Coach "The Dragon Slayer" from the Survivor tv series. This person often aspires to achieve the "warrior" status and will talk endlessly about Coach. Coachaholics also tend to not realize how full of himself Coach really is. These people aslo seem to think that they are superior to "non-warriors"

Coachaholic Girl: "Hey gurl! I totally went to the Coach store yesterday!"
Normal Girl: "Cool! Did you get a new purse?"
Coachaholic: "Yeah! And the sneakers, the scarf, the keychain, wallet, shirt..."
Normal Girl: *backs away*

Guy: "Dude, why does your shirt say 'Dragon Slayer' on it?"

Coachaholic: "It allows me to form an unbreakable bond with the 'Dragon Slayer' which alows my mental, spiritual, and physical being to be cleansed so that I too can become a warrior."
Guy: "Wtf are you talking about, that shirt's from Sears."
Coachaholic: "I wouldn't expect a non-warrior to understand."

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

Chotch Baggle

A relatively friendly term, used to voice quiet disapproval or frustration when you are the butt of a joke. More generally though, a phrase used to describe someone who is "too cool for school."

You little chotch baggle, you may have won the battle. But I will win the next battle.

by Hooliovasquez November 24, 2010