Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022

Breadache

A headache caused by too much bread or carbs eaten in a short time period. Usually seen in women that are pregnant

That meal from breakfast gave me a breadache

by Gamgamnpoppop July 19, 2022

Breadache

A headache caused by too much bread or carbs eaten in a short time period. Usually seen in women that are pregnant

That meal from breakfast gave me a breadache

by Gamgamnpoppop July 19, 2022

Bread

Someone who loves to fuck bread

"I'm going to Bread later"

by WarboIsACuntAndDavieIsGay July 26, 2022

bread

Bread is a term used to ridicule someone based off of their hair style and/or interests in furry fetish porn.

Person 1, "hey fuck you dude, you're a bitch (jesse pinkman reference)"
Person 2, "yeah shut up, bread"

Or,

Person 2, "what is uncooked toast called?"
Person 1, "fuck you dude"
Person 2, "oh yeah, haha its bread"

by rat (swag) July 27, 2022

Bread

bread.

Person A: Bread.
Person B: Bread.

by nukebeasttv July 27, 2022

breadgasm

Breadgasm happens when you make a sourdough bread that is so good that you feel sexually aroused. This is hard to achieve as you need to perfect every step in the process. The breadgasm typically lasts for up to 10 seconds when you eat a slice of your bread. It can be prolonged by adding butter your bread slice.

Holy moly guacamole. This bread is pure breadgasm. Just a bit of butter and salt, I need nothing else!

by thebreadcode August 11, 2022