pretzel brain 

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

pretzel brain by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

Wrinkle-brain 

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

Wrinkle-brain by jjournall June 23, 2022

Poopbag Brain Thrusts 

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

Poopbag Brain Thrusts by SuzerainY September 22, 2022

Goblin Brain 

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .

Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out

Goblin Brain by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022

Sai Braids

A variation of “Jade Braids” created by Sai Divine {@Sai.Divine}, that specifically have more than one color in the scheme. The 2 main contrasting colors are usually split between two sides (symbolism for duality). The braids contain extra maximalist accessories such as charms, glitter and heavy beads, especially beaded bangs (similar to Rick James), and the braids are usually ended with a mix of curls and/or beads.

“Omg, where did you get your Sai Braids done? “

“I followed a tutorial on TikTok and did them myself!”

Sai Braids by Lightbright January 9, 2023

Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events

put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test

Artificial Brain by Alpino February 1, 2023

Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.

Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”

Covid Brain 🧠 by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023