Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

reverse waffle

When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.

I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.

by dashatron July 9, 2018

Tweedle waffle

A person almost comparable to a twat waffle, but more useless

She expects everything... But does nothing.. and even her genitals smell like overdraft ... the dumb tweedle waffle

by Megumi Luna July 18, 2018

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Aussie waffle

When one man cuss and a girls face then put waffles up her ads then eat it while kissing on the lips then putting red paint on the dick and blue paint on the ground then while having sex they barrel roll on the ground making and Aussie flag

Kyle and Mickey were going hard last night the did the Aussie waffle

by Lil com stain August 3, 2018