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Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022
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Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
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Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
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Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.
by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022
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Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.
by Skatecrete April 1, 2022
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Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.
by Frank986 April 11, 2022
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Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.
Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.
by Russian chug December 30, 2020
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