Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
Get the Josh/dadmug. by Hithere65 September 24, 2019
Get the Dadmug. Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.
by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019
Get the DADSmug. Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’
‘Sir this is 911’
by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019
Get the A good dadmug. 
A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
by Lehmms March 14, 2009
Get the living dead dadmug. 