"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.
You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.
You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.
"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017
Get the bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sunmug. Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
by You will not win today July 22, 2011
Get the I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legsmug. Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want tomug. A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht
by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005
Get the He breaks your heart I break his legsmug. "There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contestmug. "Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
Get the like a one legged man at an ass kicking contestmug. A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
by Moist Mary July 30, 2004
Get the Peugeot ' a side order of frogs legs' 306 TDImug.