John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016

Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 May 12, 2011

John CENA

A dead meme from 2016

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! AND THIS IS A DEAD MEME!!!

by DisManz April 19, 2018

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

John Desmarais

To act in high levels of extreme intensity during physical fitness. To never say die and always push past the levels of expectation. Giving 110% and then asking for more. Never being satisfied with the results and always knowing there is room for improvment. Usually abbreviated in slang for as "JD'd"

Wow! He total John Desmarais'd (or commonly said, JD'd)the hell outta that workout!

by JDfett February 19, 2010

bonnie john

A polite way to reference a BJ in public.

Having dinner at grandma's with your brother, you might brag and say "yeah, she worked a pretty good bonnie john before we came over..."

by hellwithit May 1, 2009

John Harrington

When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.

I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum December 11, 2013