CAT BURGLAR 

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.

I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.

CAT BURGLAR by CWFF September 14, 2020

cat's cradle 

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.

cat's cradle by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

Cat-domesticated being 

A phrase (compound adjective) to describe a cat fanatic who loves cats so blindly that they bond with their cats in a masochistic relationship as they love every treatment they get from their cats even the bad ones such as ignoring, scratching, grumbling, etc.

- What are these red marks on your arm?
- Aweee! these are cat scratches , my cat scratched me yesterday while I was having fun with her, isn’t she sooooo cute? I love these marks they show me how much she loves me :)
- You really are such a cat-domesticated being, ma friend!

Cat-domesticated being by Hasan Iessa January 4, 2021

Cat Piss Drinker 

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.

Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.

Cat Piss Drinker by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021

Cat Balls

an expression of distaste or unhappiness similar to 'that sucks'

Bob: CAT BALLS! i forgot my homework on my desk today.

Cat Balls by ORGY.TIME November 17, 2010

cat food 

My other antidrug. See dogfood.

I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!

cat food by Aleu April 27, 2003

Cat Daddy 

The male gender equivalent of a Cat Mommy. An older gentleman who prefers the company of cats specifically to the point of treating them as if they were his own human children. Many Cat Daddies own 3 or more cats. They are infamously known to wear many garments with screen printed cat themed jokes or images adorning them.

Chris: Oh great, there goes Dave with another cat themed sweater on.

John: What does it say?

Chris: "I Don't Do Mornings" and it's a picture of a cat with curlers in it's hair and it looks like it just woke up.

John: Awesome. That is one dedicated Cat Daddy.

Cat Daddy by Jack Murphy April 27, 2008