bitch on crack 

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

bitch on crack by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009

Pleasure Crack 

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

Pleasure Crack by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008

Scotty Crack 

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

Scotty Crack by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008

crud crack 

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud

man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.

crud crack by thoth-amon February 17, 2009

turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.

Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.

turtle crack by GBond April 25, 2010

Double Crack 

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer

Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!

Double Crack by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

Lame crack 

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

Lame crack by Urban definer August 1, 2012