Biscuits

Teeth that look like a bunch of ugly biscuits.

OMG, you guys! Look at that girls biscuits! Yikes!

by CelebrityUrban November 30, 2011

Lady biscuit gravy

When a man shits inside of a women's vagina and then cums inside of her right after and then mixes it up with his penis and then proceeds to eat her out

Made some fresh lady biscuit gravy last night with my ol'lady mmm mm bon appetit

by Gatorprimus6969 August 10, 2022

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

Biscuit

a person without arms or legs

i just got some new midget porn where this dude does a biscuit

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

Biscuit Martin

Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.

Yesterday for breakfast I gave myself a Biscuit Martin.

by Richard Kraft August 24, 2006

Biscuit

1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.

2. A person incapable of using their brain.

3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.

4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.

1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!

2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!

3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!

by waterhole101 July 4, 2012

Tunafish Biscuit

A females Vagina, when being eaten.

Before we had sex, I had to get a taste of her Tunafish Biscuit.

by Dr. Brownthumb May 29, 2008