ungrateful asshole 

When you try to offer Gerard a Christmas candy and he responds "I don't want that!"

You're an ungrateful asshole Gerard

ungrateful asshole by Trey016 January 5, 2017

itchy asshole 

A word generally used throughout northern or central California, used to describe anything nasty, gross, stupid, lame, ugly, stinky, or negative in any way.

Man, that smells like itchy asshole!
it smelled bad

That chick looked like itchy asshole, bro.

I know man, I know...
she was ugly

itchy asshole by xXx555xXx May 22, 2008

elastic asshole hascle 

an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.

The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.

elastic asshole hascle by mini may February 6, 2004

Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.

What a fuckin urban asshole

Urban Asshole by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Dick Asshole 

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.

"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"

Dick Asshole by aclockwork3 August 28, 2008

your asshole

You.

Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.

your asshole by homes 661 January 8, 2012

Sublime Asshole 

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.

His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.

Sublime Asshole by Dev_ March 12, 2011