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Do they really expect us to use that?! It's going to be such a failure.
by froth October 1, 2005
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Failtard

Someone who fails at everything and can never succeed at one thing. Creating mindless threads insulting another human being. Having one person say a fragment with no idea of what a fragment is.
MisterJenkins is a failtard.
by The-Phenom14 May 6, 2008
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failson

A derogative term coined by chapo trap house fans and leftist twitter users, often referring to a young man from a successful family who is currently perceived as a "failure" compared to his predecessor.

The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.

Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.
*Guy and his dad fishing*

nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*
by Candleass123 August 6, 2023
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failfag

A person who not only fails at something, but is a fag about it too.
person 1: I may have lost, but i still kick your ass noob
person 2: failfag.
by `Olek February 18, 2009
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Failor

a failor is a person who sails (excedes) at failing,or fails at sailing.
Jojo hit his head on the wall, and tripped over a cord. He's a failor.

Parker can't sail for crap. He's such a failor and would excede in shooting monkeys.
by Captain Sir April 27, 2009
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failgirl

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
1) A female that cannot make a sandwich.
2) A female that has just announced a loss of The Game.
3) A female (girl) that has just made a mistake (a fail) and feels a fool. (fail + girl = failgirl)
by Burger King Diamond December 1, 2011
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FAILgasm

1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary
(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude
by Whinston masterfield III February 2, 2010
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